ZThemes
batista: *returns*
me: yoooooo
batista: *wins the rumble*
me: noooooo
what about man u :p
+ shithappenspoldi

stevensgerrard:

  • push off a cliff: rio ferdinand 
  • frick frack: ???????? 
  • marry: ha ha ha 
  • set on fire: patrice evra ((laugh while he burns))
  • wrap a blanket around: juan mata 
  • be roommates with:  antonia valencia (then i’ll murder him in his sleep)